Pam: This is where I used to keep my computer. Michael: She would have definitely slept with me. For example, I have never slept with an employee. Michael: I think the old honor system was just fine. Phyllis: All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand? But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR. Toby: Office relationships are never a good idea. But what? Are we just going to take it away? And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. Umm… Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl’s outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you’ll have bad luck. Michael: Exactly! Mmwwah ! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?Īngela: I hate them. Do you realize what we’re losing? Seriously? Michael: Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn’t because you all still look relatively happy. Um… if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back. Toby: Um… in fact, basic rule of thumb, let’s just act everyday like Pam’s Mom’s coming in. Pam: She’s coming in today and maybe just don’t joke around about that stuff in front of her. Warehouse guy: Little package! Little package! Michael: Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys. Don’t feel bad.ĭarryl: I think he feels bad. Roy: So you don’t have the biggest package. Well, yeah, but, you know… a joke but not necessarily at my expense.ĭarryl: Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the… good thing you don’t have a lot of business to start with. The type of stuff you guys tell all day.ĭarryl: Well, those are some awful tight pants you have on. Michael: Um, yeah, no, well… I mean better.
I’m looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. And remind them what is great about this place. Find a killer joke that’ll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. I’m heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born.
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